why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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