Having a random hookup so left but love u
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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