Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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