how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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