Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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