i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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