I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
