i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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