i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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