p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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