I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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