Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
there is glitter all over my balls
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