no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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