Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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