if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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