Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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