sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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