I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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