I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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