P.S. I can't hear my feet
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
vagina is talking i cant
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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