Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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