Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This is the high leading the old right now
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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