And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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