What a fucking waste of an outfit
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
Randomize
