do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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