Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I am one with the molecules
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize