I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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