I want to have your abortion
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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