i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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