oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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