You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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