White coat. Heels.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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