we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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