She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just puked most of my soul out..
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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