"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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