Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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