You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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