garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
so much tequila, so little girl.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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