great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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