nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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