She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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