I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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