Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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