I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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