it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
