in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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