yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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