Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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