garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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