So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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