is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Randomize
