Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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