If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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