I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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