I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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