garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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